I ask stupid people stupid questions so I can laugh stupidly at their stupid...– me
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mliaverage: Today, we were playing Jeopardy in Latin class. One of us picked the Miscellaneous category and my teacher asked, “What time is it?” All of us looked at the clock, except for one who said, “Peanut butter jelly time.” He got the answer right. MLIA.
mliaverage: Today, my baby cousin called me. I answered the phone with a monster noise. He answered in a monster noise. We continued the conversation like this for twenty minutes. He is now, and will always be, my favorite. MLIA reminds me of lil cousin
mliaverage: Today, I realized my boyfriend, Paul Crunch, is a lieutenant in the Navy. If he’s promoted, he will be Captain Crunch. I may marry him, just for this. MLIA hahahahaha
mliaverage: Today, an elderly lady I take care of scolded me for ‘sneaking up on her.’ I said “Well, I’m a ninja, you know.” She suddenly looked very serious and said “A ninja would never reveal her skills.” Too true, old lady, too true. MLIA old people are wise
mliaverage: Today I ran down the halls of my dorm yelling, “THE BRITISH ARE COMING! THE BRITISH ARE COMING!” Some random guy stuck his head out the door and responded, “GRAB YOUR MUSKETS MINUTEMEN! WE’VE GOT SOME REDCOATS TO STOP!” This was easily the greatest moment of my week. MLIA. a great moment in college history…lol
mliaverage: Today, I walked around the mall saying to random people “Hey, you dropped your pocket.” and getting a good laugh every time they looked. I then passed a guy who not only didn’t fall for it, but responded “I don’t think so, but your socks are untied.” I looked. He wins. MLIA
mliaverage: Today I was in my basement listening to my iPod and tidying. I thought I smelled something bad, but wasn’t sure. I was about to take my ear buds out when I remembered that having them in doesn’t affect my sense of smell. MLIA
mliaverage: Today, I was at the Verizon store with my mom. She was taking a really long time talking to the guy and I was getting bored. So I took her car keys and hit the panic button whenever someone walked by our car. The reactions people had were priceless and needless to say I wasn’t bored anymore. MLIA.
mliaverage: Today, I got on a plane and asked a flight attendant to bring me some water so I could take a pill. To let her know where I was, I said I’d hit the little flight attendant button above my seat. When I did this, I fake-whispered “can I get some water?” People around me looked at me like I was crazy. After she brought my water, I noticed three other people try the same thing. MLIA ...
junglejustine: If someone posts a picture and no one “likes it” I always click the heart. I feel like I have too. Like it’s my tumblr duty to make this person feel good.
mliaverage: Today in gym class a girl’s bracelet slipped under the bleachers. My gym coach asked someone to get it and I volunteered. Everyone thought I was doing it out of kindness, but I was really just testing my glow in the dark watch under the dark bleachers. MLIA everything has underlying motives lol
mliaverage: Today, I was about to put a pie in the oven, so I checked the time. It was 3:14. I felt like the universe wanted me to have pie. MLIA
mliaverage: Today, my mom told me that I couldn’t bake cookies at 12 in the morning. I just waited till she fell asleep, baked them and ate all the evidence. She will never know. MLIA
mliaverage: Today, I got a scooter. On the bottom, it read “Caution: object moves when used”. I tested it out to be sure. MLIA
mliaverage: Today while pulling out of a walmart parking lot, I accidentally hit another car’s mirror with my own. I immediately got out to survey the damage and apologize to the man who’s mirror I’d hit. He laughed and told me not to worry about it, he said, “our cars where simply high-fiving.” MLIA never happens in real life lol
brendaurie: What time is it where you live? it’s 2:24 a.m If you could switch lives with one famous person for a day, who would it be and why? Brendon Urie because I think his an awesome person, and I would like to be as talented as he is for atleast one day. What color are your underwear? Green Do you like peanut butter fudge? Because i HATE it. sometimes, There would be some days that I...
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mliaverage: Yesterday, I went to sleep with my head at the foot of my bed to mix things up. This morning, I woke up slightly confused about where I was. Misson accomplished. MLIA. this has happened to me lololol…
mliaverage: Last night, I was listening to my iPod. It was late, so I thought “One more song”. The next track was called “That’s Enough”. It’s good to see that even my electronics know when I should go to bed. MLIA
mliaverage: Today during maths our school had a power blackout. While the teacher went out to try and fix it, I got up and flicked the light switch to off. When the power came back on my teacher spent the rest of the lesson wondering why there was no electricity to our room. MLIA
mliaverage: Today, I went to the doctors. In the waiting room they were playing the Spongebob Squarepants Movie on the TV. There was a child there as well and the receptionist asked if I wanted to change it. I said it was fine because the kid seemed to be really enjoying it. Secretly I wanted to watch Spongebob too. MLIA of course
mliaverage: Today at work, I thought about my friend named Moon who recently left to join the Navy. It then occured to me that Navy men are sailors. I’m officially friends with Sailor Moon. MLIA
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mliaverage: Today at work I saw my girlfriends car in the lot. I got excited thinking she came to see me. Then I remembered I drove her car to work. MLIA
mliaverage: I wear a uniform to school. This morning, while buying a bagel, the guy at the counter gave me a funny look and said, “I know you. You were here yesterday. You were wearing the same thing.” I replied, “Well, I know you. You were here yesterday. You were wearing the same thing.” He laughed and gave me my bagel for free. MLIA.