January 2010
“lil mama lets get up out this living room
I wanna put ya body on a pedestal”
– Trey Songz
Advice of the day:
hiciacetamber:
complexcharacter:
“Fellas, if you ever piss your shorty off… look her dead in the eyes… apologize… grab her… pull her panties off… and EAT THE PUSSY! just trust me.”
— jayjaystar
Plays that scene from Baby Boy after Jo hits Yvette. Heh. Heh.
Lol, my mom be ohdein'.
Mom: OH MY GOD! Look at your room.
Me: .....
Mom: You leave cups in your room for days! Oh my god, this is the milkshake from last week...
Me: ......
Mom: No! No! No! And you used the nice cups?! These are for people.
Me: Okay?..
Mom: You are not a person, you are an animal! Animals use these cups.
(Hands me a plastic cup from my floor)
hahahahahahah wow you might wanna not leave cups anywhere ever
“I finally understood what true love meant…love meant that you care for another...”
– Nicholas Sparks (Dear John) (via imgonnaletyoufinishbut)
Greatest pickup line? Or GREATEST pickup line?
You: Hey baby, can I buy you a drink?
Her: Sorry, I have a boyfriend.
You: Really? I have a goldfish.
Her: What?
You: Oh sorry, I thought we were talking about shit that doesn't matter.
“most farts sound like they’re asking a question”
– comedy central comedian
having a photographic memory isn’t always a good thing
889 post…nothing special but i’m making it special lol
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