Qualeman: Archive

Feb 29th

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I find it weird

5feetoffury: That girls don’t want to give head because dicks “look weird” I mean i understand just not wanting to do it but to say it looks weird is stupid. I don’t know if you’ve seen a vagina but they aren’t the prettiest thing either and depending on the girl they arent the cleanest. I don’t know just a thought.

Feb 29th

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Feb 29th

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Event Horizon: I'ma make this clear →

hervacationh0me: In case some of y’all got shit messed up 2 girls and a guy is a threesome; 2 guys and a girl is a train. Two different things, you can’t confuse those two. If a girl tried to have a “threesome” and invited another nigga, I’m shooting that nigga in the chest with musket, nigga. Some big ass Power…

Feb 27th

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Feb 25th

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Feb 25th

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Feb 25th

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Feb 25th

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Feb 25th

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Feb 25th

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Feb 25th

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Feb 25th

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Feb 24th

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its my birthday!!!

submit your gifts!!! lol

Feb 24th

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Feb 23rd

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Good morning titty piks > good morning text

bryantsupreme: I’m sure it’s vice versa for chicks…but ima guy…and I love tittiez.

Feb 23rd

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Watch

otomemachine: my counter-argument to anything

Feb 23rd

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Feb 23rd

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Emphasis Added!: A few tips for making your day a... →

Because….there’s no day like today: Try replacing the milk/cream in your coffee with soy: If you want to get fancy- ask the barista to steam your soy. Smile at strangers: You may surprise by how many smile back. Push-ups: Do as many as you can, as often as you can. I don’t just make this…

Feb 22nd

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Feb 22nd

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We got chemistry to the point we need a beaker.

(via aysunshinetm)

Feb 22nd

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Alisha's Flawed Anatomy.: Artists, we are cursed... →

Artists, we are cursed with minds of undeniable conviction, madness, hatred, love and disaster. We inhale inspiration, and exert wonders of creation in which underdeveloped others may not be able to comprehend. Misunderstood, something most of our breed tend to be. We’re story tellers, angels of…

Feb 22nd

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I don't care how generic that show got at times,...

simplydop3: Favorite lines: “eehh………nah” haha ” so long, see you sucker, bon voyage, ariverderchi, layalooza, good-bye, good riddens, peace out, don’t let the door know hit ya where the good lord split ya, dont come back ‘round here no more, hasta la vista baby, kick rocks and get the hell out.”

Feb 22nd

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